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Game 6: Hold Me, Please

Game 6: Remembering How to Play Ice Hockey

         The San Jose Sharks are a professional ice hockey team...at least that’s what it says here. In Game 5, the Sharks’ play more closely resembled somebody having a seizure than that of a professional hockey team.

Panic! At the Shark Tank

After last night's disappointing loss, it's time to start to worry. No need for FancyStats in this post, the Sharks crapped the bed the entire night while the Kings very clearly came out to play.

Game 5: Welp....

GAME 5: Kings - 3  Sharks - 0 (SJ leads series 3-2)
       *turns on shower. sits under running water. cries.*

Post-game song: Fuck by Bring Me The Horizon

A Look Back At Game 4 and Other Series Previews

First, we would like the thank someone by the name of  "Whiskeyjakk" as the first person to comment ever on our blog. Little does he (or she) know that this is not a legitimate blog by any means. We really have no clue what we are doing and we honestly can't believe they fell for it. Hahahahahahahahhahahahaha.